The San Antonio Spurs advanced to the NBA Finals last night. But, more importantly, for the first time in his life, Spurs star Tim Duncan seems to have realized that he has arms.
Two options here:
1) Less likely…Tim Duncan popped some mind-altering drugs in the locker room and all of a sudden is having a moment like Otto on The Simpsons when he said “They call them fingers but I don’t see them fing.”
2) I’d say it’s more likely that Tim Duncan is floored at how funky he smells in this particular moment in time. Rubbing up against Zach Randolph for hours on end will do that to a man. He just seems particularly sweaty and pungent. No offense, Zach.