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Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
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If he can’t find a quarterbacking job, Tim Tebow should just sign with ESPN and sit in the studio while people argue loudly over him.
— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) April 29, 2013
Why pay him to sit there? They do that already for free.
Ever feel like NO ONE gets it ?
— Cheryl Cole (@CherylCole) April 29, 2013
Non-stop.
Big kudos to @jasoncollins34. Living proof that your sexuality has nothing to do with your athletic ability. sportsillustrated.cnn.com/magazine/news/… #salute
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) April 29, 2013
It’s quite a simple concept really.
I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, “people.”
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 23, 2012
See?
A little bit pissed today because I kind of wanted to be the first gay black NBA player to come out. :(
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) April 29, 2013
Missed opportunity!
Unintended but blessed consequence of Jason Collins’ courageous statement… Muting the Tebowmania.
— Bob Ley (@BobLeyESPN) April 29, 2013
God does work in mysterious ways.
To the men replying with badly written jokes about all women being crazy, go try and perpetuate human existence without us, dickface.
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 29, 2013
She called them “dickface.”
Acupuncture: because you have disposable income.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 29, 2013
Ooh, those are fightin’ words.
Occupy me..
— Ashley Alexiss (@AshAlexiss) April 29, 2013
Uhh, ok?
I miss when we had to pay to get film developed because no one would waste their money on angled ducklip pics of themselves in the bathroom
— Jamie Kennedy (@JamieKennedy) April 29, 2013
Don’t be too sure.
Getting in a swimsuit in front of editors today with hives. That’s what I get for trying your stupid whole foods hippie shit milk
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 30, 2013
Is that the brand name or the flavor?
Congratulations to NBA player Jason Collins on being brave enough to admit that he’s a Washington Wizard.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 30, 2013
Amazing courage.
At what point did waiters stop trusting us with the pepper grinder?
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) May 1, 2013
Seriously, what’s up with that?
Kids today act like a bunch of lousy lazy bone thugs. Listening to Five For Fighting and bumping into store displays at the mall.
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) May 1, 2013
And while we’re at it, get the hell off his lawn!
“Don’t assume passersby are checking out your hot ass. It might be your cameltoe.” – Confucius
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) May 1, 2013
He was such a wise man.
NASCAR: Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks #Buseyisms
— Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) May 1, 2013
Buseyisms.
Jason Collins…happy for you man but you best stay in the closet on the Christian thing.
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) May 1, 2013
True, that would cause a REAL firestorm.
IRON MAN 3 just blew my ass apart and hillbilly-fucked it full of awesome.*. (*usable poster quote)
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 2, 2013
I think Roger Ebert said that about Independence Day.
Who are the psychopaths that buy jewelry and chanel purses at the airport?
— Melissa Stetten(@MelissaStetten) May 2, 2013
You aren’t one of these people, are you?
.@cnn Now that Kriss Kross & Van Halen are dead, only House of Pain remains to sing to us about Jumping.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 2, 2013
Treasure them while you can.
There is no question as to which country I ally myself to in the Amanda Bynes vs. Jenny McCarthy conflict.
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) May 2, 2013
Re: THIS.
..and a sex tape w/ Ray J. RT @kimkardashian: To fulfill your destiny, you don’t need what other people have. You need only what lies within
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) May 2, 2013
Oh yeah, that too.
I did not know you could use ladyparts to catch fish
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 2, 2013
Perfect response from @fundmyfund: “you can use them to catch anything.”
Get your fuck on, and smell of things that evoke steamy sex sessions! erox.com twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/…
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) May 3, 2013
You heard the lady.