Back in my day, space food was unidentifiable freeze-dried garbage and Tang. The astronauts today have it easy. YouTube’s highest personality, Commander Chris Hadfield, shows off how they eat chocolate cake and drink coffee in space.
Who wouldn’t want to drink coffee out of a Capri Sun pouch? If we all had those, that crazy woman would never have been able to sue McDonald’s because she spilled hot coffee on herself. And zero gravity dessert could be the next big thing in entertainment. Think of how much fun you could have watching fat people trying to float after a piece of cake? Get Sara Lee on the phone; it’s time to start locking up sponsors.