With Fast & Furious 6 just around the corner I figured this week we’d take a look at the film series’ star Vin Diesel’s alleged dating history. As you will see, Vin’s choices in women are pretty much what most every man in the world would choose if he had the kind of access to beautiful ladies as Vin has had over the years. Granted, he’s been with his current lady for some time now, but that wasn’t always the case. So how does he rank amongst the 51 other men we’ve chronicled thus far? Read on to find out.
Photo credit: Vin Diesel image by Featureflash/Shutterstock
Layla Roberts (Date unclear)
Layla Roberts was the October 1997 Playboy Playmate of the Month. The Internet was an infant then so no real details here.
Hookup score: 9.0
Playmate. Nice.
Photo credit: Layla Roberts image by Featureflash/Shutterstock
Michelle Ruben (Date unclear)
Michelle Ruben is an actress. Or well, she was one. She hasn’t worked since 2004, though her credits are stellar: Woman #1, Hot Girl, Swedish Suntanning Team Member, Ring Girl, Stripper, and Masseuse, among her many roles.
Hookup score: 8.0
Our kind of girl, in more ways that one.
Photo credit: Michelle Ruben image by Featureflash/Shutterstock
Kaya Jones (Date unclear)
Jones at one time was the lead singer for the Pussycat Dolls. Again, pretty much no details, but it is reported to have happened on multiple Web sites.
Hookup score: 9.0
Half a bonus point for just being able to say he dated a Pussycat Doll.
Photo credit: Kaya Jones image by s_bukley/Shutterstock
Chanel Ryan (2000)
Chanel Ryan is an actress and former model (aren’t they all) who, get this, is still actually acting. Who knew? Apparently she was a pretty good model too.
Hookup score: 8.0
Yeah, I have no idea who the hell she is either.
Photo credit: Chanel Ryan image by Helga Esteb/Shutterstock
Carmen Electra (2000)
FINALLY. Someone we know. Unfortunately, as is the case for most of Vin’s hookups, this was in the dark ages of the Internet so very little in the way of details.
Hookup score: 10.0
Carmen Electra circa 2000 is about as good as it gets.
Photo credit: Carmen Electra image by Jaguar PS/Shutterstock
Summer Altice (2000)
Yay, another one we know, and another really good one! Playboy Playmate of the Month in August 2000, people!
Hookup score: 10.0
Score.
Photo credit: Summer Altice image by Featureflash/Shutterstock
Karrine Steffans (2001)
And we’re back to me looking women up online. Karrine Steffans is an author, actress, and a hip hop model, who has appeared in over 20 music videos. That qualifies as famous, right? At least as famous as Kim Kardashian.
Hookup score: 8.5
Hot, but no idea who she is.
Photo credit: Karrine Steffans image by Helga Esteb/Shutterstock
Michelle Rodriguez (2001)
Now he’s getting deeper into women we know a little more about. Helps that she worked with him on those films you may have heard of.
Hookup score: 9.0
Could get some heat for that ranking, but it’s my list.
Photo credit: Michelle Rodriguez image by Jaguar PS/Shutterstock
Asia Argento (2001-2002)
Asia Argento, for those unfamiliar, is an Italian actress, singer, and model. ‘Nuff said.
Hookup score: 10.0
I said Italian actress, singer, and model.
Photo credit: Asia Argento image by Joe Seer/Shutterstock
Maria Menounos (2006)
Finally the Internet has caught up and we can confirm that these two “probably” dated. Note: this was only a year into Maria’s run on Access Hollywood.
Hookup score: 10.0
It’s Maria effing Menounos.
Photo credit: Maria Menounos image by Helga Esteb/Shutterstock
Paloma Jimenez (2007-Present)
And finally… a model who I have never heard of (yet is still gorgeous) locks down The Diesel long term.
Hookup score: 9.0
Would have been higher if I had ever seen her before today.
Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Alexa Davalos, Sam Phillips
Photo credit: Paloma Jimenez, Facebook
Final Tally
Vin Diesel’s Hookup Score: 100.5 points
What Vin’s alleged dating history lacks in quality it more than makes up for in quantity and places him squarely into 8th place. And that with him being out of the game for over half a decade. Not bad, XXX.
1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110
5. Stephen Dorff – 109.5
6. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
7. Jared Leto – 108
8. Vin Diesel – 100.5
9. Seth MacFarlane – 98
10. George Clooney – 93
11t. Benicio Del Toro – 91
11t. Josh Hartnett – 91
13. Chris Evans – 83.5
14t. Justin Timberlake – 82
14t. Ryan Phillippe – 82
16. Orlando Bloom – 81
17. Derek Jeter – 80
18. David Duchovny – 78.5
19. Joe Jonas – 77
20. Ryan Reynolds – 75
21. Ashton Kutcher – 73
22. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
23. Ryan Gosling – 72
24t. Kanye West – 71
24t. Brad Pitt – 71
24t. Jude Law – 71
27t. Colin Farrell – 70
27t. Adam Levine – 70
29. Sean Penn – 69
30t. Taylor Lautner – 67
30t. Johnny Depp – 67
32. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
33t. Tom Brady – 64
33t. Mark Sanchez – 64
35t. Zac Efron – 63
35t. Adrien Brody – 63
35t. Adam Brody – 63
35t. Kevin Connolly – 63
39. Chris Pine – 62.5
40t. Michael Phelps – 62
40t. Adam Duritz – 62
40t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
40t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
40t. Gerard Butler – 62
45. Criss Angel – 61
46. John Mayer – 60
47. Bradley Cooper – 57
48. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
49. Alex Rodriguez – 53
50. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
51. Edward Norton – 51
52. Matthew Morrison – 47