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Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
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A lady on QVC tonight talked about the Oz movie starring “Jake Franco” #weekend
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) April 22, 2013
So now we know that Kat Dennings watches QVC. Interesting.
There are 3 sex shops within walking distance from my hotel in Berlin. Grocery store would have been a bonus but I’m not gonna get greedy.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 22, 2013
We’ve been waiting four days for a follow-up on this.
The bigger question in this whole Reese Witherspoon arrest is: SHE WAS DRIVING A FORD FUSION!?
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) April 22, 2013
She’s just keeping it real.
I’ve thrown entire dinner plates away instead of cleaning them. Happy Earth Day!
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 22, 2013
That’s the spirit.
I see it almost every flight. People with backpacks on and when they turn in the aisle their pack is hitting people in the head. Dumbasses.
— Gregory Shane Helms (@ShaneHelmsCom) April 22, 2013
Pass this along to your friends.
Inbreeding must end
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) April 22, 2013
I don’t know…that’s a pretty controversial stance there.
One of the best things about being single is being able to roll over onto the cool side of the bed, ahhhh- feels so good.
— Bree Olson (@BreeOlson) April 23, 2013
TRUTH.
Ny raises smoking age to 21. Its sad we live in a country where @justinbieber can go to battle in a twitter war but cant smoke. #tragic
— David Spade (@DavidSpade) April 23, 2013
Totally unfair to Twitter war veterans.
I ate macaroni and cheese for breakfast because I’m a goddamn adult and I can do what I want.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 23, 2013
The perks of adulthood really never end do they?
I gave a fuck once. It was terrible. #DoYou
— Aubrey O’Day (@AubreyODay) April 24, 2013
Yes, it is much better to be on the receiving end.
Let’s all try to live life as if Twitter could go over capacity at any moment.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) April 24, 2013
The world would be such a better place to live.
What Would Ryan Lochte Do?I don’t think Ryan Lochte knows what he would do, and I suspect theoretical questions are not his forte.
— Camilla Cleese (@CamillaCleese) April 24, 2013
Jeah.
Is it strange that this porn company has left me sitting in a small padded windowless room whose only exit point is a steel reinforced door?
— Kayden Kross (@Kayden_Kross) April 24, 2013
No, not at all. They’ll be with you shortly.
Be gentle with yourself.
— JoJo(@JoJoistheway) April 24, 2013
Umm, I can’t say what I want to say here – you fill in the blank.
really intrigued with the fact you don’t need to lift your head or open your eyes in your mug shot? will definitely remember this.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 24, 2013
Yep, that’s how the pros do it Or is it cons?
It’s like they gave every man I have avoided since high school a television show.
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) April 25, 2013
That was our plan all along.
I’ve met “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” @gwynethpaltrow – she’s beautiful, healthy, talented & fun. No wonder everyone’s so outraged!
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 25, 2013
You’re not helping.
Work-related: anybody remember in the cartoons when someone would put a drop of water on a pill & it would turn into a big turkey dinner?
— Mo Rocca (@MoRocca) April 25, 2013
Yes and why haven’t we created that yet?!
White people who smoke menthols will stab you then go to a movie.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 25, 2013
That’s true.
I still don’t completely trust Zooey Deschanel.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) April 25, 2013
Some #hoffspirational songs…some a bit corny but fun… to get you hoff and running! Have a great day!bit.ly/14PG42p ad
— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) April 25, 2013
Does he talk like that when you speak to him in person too?
Geno smith is silent now. Hes like its not even about the draft. Im just saving my minutes. I have a bad texting plan. F’n verizon.”
— David Spade (@DavidSpade) April 26, 2013
Poor Geno.
It’s hard to put into words just how much better Rich Eisen is in his role than Chris Berman.
— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) April 26, 2013
No it isn’t. You just did, and it’s 100% true.
Feel like a woman, use a straw when drinking beer from a can
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) April 26, 2013
I had no idea it was that simple.