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Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
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My kids are also excited because The Rock was “The Tooth Fairy.” It’s really an epic main event – Fred’s Dad against the Tooth Fairy.
— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) April 8, 2013
Damn, I didn’t even think of that with Cena vs. The Rock.
When I post pics of my sister on Facebook, her boobs become more popular than my songs! :)))
— ANGELINA LAVO (@AngelinaLavo) April 8, 2013
And what might your sister’s name be again?
Sunbathing today twitter.com/misskittylea/s…
— Kitty Lea (@misskittylea) April 8, 2013
Best tweet of the week?
I thought the beginning of Roger Ebert’s funeral was slow and some of the dialogue was confusing.
— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) April 8, 2013
So that’s a thumbs down then?
there is stuff in the dessert that is not human
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 8, 2013
Then don’t eat it. Oh, wait…
Did Rick think someone was shooting at him?
— Phil Jackson (@PhilJackson11) April 9, 2013
I shouldn’t laugh I’ve done that before-maybe not that dramatic
— Phil Jackson (@PhilJackson11) April 9, 2013
Phil’s talking about THIS.
Half the country hit the floor when the confetti cannons went off..
— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) April 9, 2013
I have to admit it did even shock me a bit when it happened.
I want @drake to help me unload the dishwasher.
— Jenny McCarthy (@JennyMcCarthy) April 9, 2013
Finally, a request other than murder.
I would watch a TV show that was nothing but Prince Fielder doing stuff like running obstacle courses and dancing
— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) April 9, 2013
It’d be better than The Voice.
My older daughter just informed me that a purple traffic light means you have to get out of the car and dance. Sounds legit.
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) April 9, 2013
That’s true.
Absolutely sickened at the fact that idiot teen mom commissioned her own sex tape and is pretending to be confused/distraught. EFF YOU.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 9, 2013
Get a talent/job you stupid piece of trash. Fame should not be as easy as an unplanned pregnancy and commissioned porno.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 9, 2013
I have no idea what specifically @chrissyteigen is talking about right now, but fully agree with the underlying thesis.
— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) April 9, 2013
I second that agreement.
I could never be a contestant on #Splash. I have an intense fear of Joey Lawrence.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) April 9, 2013
I think that’s what made Kendra quit.
A fun thing to do at work is to step away from your desk and go to the rooftop and get into a hot air balloon and fly away forever.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) April 9, 2013
I’m trying that next week.
Debating whether I should go back to NYU and get my acting degree after dropping out in 1990 or enter the NBA draft.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) April 9, 2013
Enter the draft, you can always go back for the degree, right?
Simplify.LLAP
— Leonard Nimoy (@TheRealNimoy) April 9, 2013
Spock has spoken.
Did we ever find out who the boss was on “Who’s the Boss?”
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) April 10, 2013
I don’t think we ever did!
porn is between me and my god
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) April 10, 2013
Does she mean God made a porno with her? I’m confused.
Really??? Not at all true..“@thecut: .@kateupton and @iamdiddy seen sucking face and dining out!”
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) April 10, 2013
And so ends the irrational panic of millions of men everywhere.
@amandabynes I dont give a fuck what you like dont like or anything I am going to break your neck when i see you make you humble old country
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) April 10, 2013
I would pay cash money to see that.
Hey white guys with dreadlocks. Fucking stop it. Stop it right now.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 10, 2013
She’s not kidding.
Packing for Coachella? Dont forget to bring that outfit that makes you look like a douchebag.
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) April 10, 2013
You don’t want to look out of place do you?
Being on MTV is now the second leading cause of death among young people.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) April 11, 2013
FACT.
@rupaul I’d hate to be the one doin’ your laundry!! XX
— Elvira (@TheRealElvira) April 11, 2013
I just love that these two chat with one another.
Not sure how 2 answer that? RT @neonvalleykid: @rupaul did you frequent Balls when you lived in NY?
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) April 12, 2013
And with that, good night.