A 68-year-old man is withdrawing himself from boyfriend of the year nominations with his donut-based attack on a girlfriend.
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Police say Charles Cook got into an altercation in with his unnamed girlfriend at a Port Richey, Fla. Walmart when the confectionary abuse took place.
Cook allegedly picked up a box of white powdered donuts and struck his ladyfriend in the face before police were called.
The Florida native was taken into custody where he admitted to the accuracy of the charges.
Cook was charged with domestic battery as result of the delicious attack.
The lesson, as always, is if you’re going to beat a woman with dessert, just lightly throw chocolate at her. Bitches love chocolate.