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Funnyman Seth MacFarlane appears to be proof that women really do like a man with a sense of humor (as long as he doesn’t have a second head growing out of his neck or something) so I thought this week we’d take a look at his alleged dating history. It’s rather impressive. Of course he is also super loaded so he has that going for him too, which is nice. But how does he stack up against the 40-plus other ladies men we’ve chronicled? Read on to find out.
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Nicole Sullivan (1998-2000)
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Because this was in the Dark Ages of the Internet nothing really pops up regarding this relationship, but she has done voice work for Family Guy, so there you go.
Hookup score: 8.0
Eh, why not?
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Christa Campbell (2006-2007)
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Campbell, the former softcore porn star turned scream queen, and MacFarlane definitely dated. We’re pretty sure.
Hookup score: 9.0
I’d hit it.
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Camille Guaty (2007)
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Everywhere I look it says these two dated, but no real details. And yeah, I have no idea who the hell she is either, but she definitely an actress, and shocker, also did voice work for Family Guy.
Hookup score: 8.5
She’s famous I guess.
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Kat Foster (2007-2008)
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Like Guaty there are pictures of MacFarlane and Foster on the Web, but very little detail. Dude knows how to roll.
Hookup score: 8.5
Also did voice work on Family Guy - it’s like his own little dating pool/employment agency.
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Eliza Dushku (2008)
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Okay now, this actress we’ve heard of! Yes! Unfortunately like all of Seth’s hookups there’s very little to report.
Hookup score: 9.5
Loved her in Dollhouse.
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Amanda Bynes (2008)
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Ruh roh. At least this was pre-crazy Amanda. And wouldn’t you know it, she also voiced a character on Family Guy.
Hookup score: 9.0
His eye for talent is pretty good, no wonder he’s successful.
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Kaylee DeFer (2009)
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Seth and Kaylee met on the set of her show The War at Home when he made a guest appearance.
Hookup score: 9.0
Now he’s scoring women from other shows.
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Ashley Greene (2009)
Greene and MacFarlane dated briefly and that was that. I’m not even going to look whether she did voice work on Family Guy.
Hookup score: 9.5
She’s easily the best thing about the Twilight series.
Alexandra Breckenridge (2011)
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Alexandra was a regular voice actor on Family Guy. Date MacFarlane, get a job, or vice versa?
Hookup score: 8.5
Does he only hire sexy women to do voice work? Because that would be a good policy.
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Alexis Knapp (2011)
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I don’t have a solid date on this relationship, but I am guessing this was after she gave birth to Ryan Phillippe’s baby (which we chronicled a few weeks ago).
Hookup score: 9.0
I like her.
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Emilia Clarke (2012-2013)
Now here’s the one that got all the attention recently because it was reported that they had broken up. How could he have not stayed with the Khaleesi?
Hookup score: 9.5
Too bad for him.
Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Cameron Diaz, Audrina Patridge, Kate Todd
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Final Tally
Seth MacFarlane’s Hookup Score: 98 points
Well I guess it is in fact true that women like a man with a sense of humor (and lots of lots of money in the bank) as MacFarlane slots himself firmly into the 7th place spot.
1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Stephen Dorff – 109.5
5. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
6. Jared Leto – 108
7. Seth MacFarlane – 98
8. George Clooney – 93
9. Josh Hartnett – 91
10. Chris Evans – 83.5
11t. Justin Timberlake – 82
11t. Ryan Phillippe – 82
13. Orlando Bloom – 81
14. Derek Jeter – 80
15. David Duchovny – 78.5
16. Joe Jonas – 77
17. Ryan Reynolds – 75
18. Ashton Kutcher – 73
19. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
20. Ryan Gosling – 72
21t. Kanye West – 71
21t. Brad Pitt – 71
21t. Jude Law – 71
24t. Colin Farrell – 70
24t. Adam Levine – 70
26. Sean Penn – 69
27t. Taylor Lautner – 67
27t. Johnny Depp – 67
29. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
30t. Tom Brady – 64
30t. Mark Sanchez – 64
32t. Zac Efron – 63
32t. Adrien Brody – 63
32t. Adam Brody – 63
32t. Kevin Connolly – 63
36t. Michael Phelps – 62
36t. Adam Duritz – 62
36t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
36t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
36t. Gerard Butler – 62
41. Criss Angel – 61
42. John Mayer – 60
43. Bradley Cooper – 57
44. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
45. Alex Rodriguez – 53
46. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
47. Edward Norton – 51
48. Matthew Morrison – 47