Blake Griffin wore a fake mustache during a post-game interview last night. You can get away with this stuff when your team wins 15 in a row. At 20, you’re allowed to sport fake beards. At 25, you could probably tape a dildo to your shorts and nobody would care.
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Of course, the mustache is in reference to Chris Paul’s new commercial. A commercial that features his twin brother, State Farm agent “Cliff Paul.”
For what it’s worth, fake mustaches are never not funny. Especially when you try to play it off like it’s real and Ashley’s teacher finds out. Then you deny it. Then she rips it off your face. Then you deny it again.